oknope:

  1. if a man says you’re ugly, he’s being mean.
  2. if a woman says you’re ugly, she’s envious.
  3. if a little kid says you’re ugly, then you’re ugly.

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

ridge:

you ever want to cry and laugh at the same time 

nieder mit den spießern

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lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

Conversation I heard in the club.

  • Shy Guy: Hey there..
  • Random Guy: Hey what's up?
  • Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
  • Random Guy: Thanks dude!
  • Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
  • Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
  • Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
  • Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
  • Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
  • Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.